note to my sisters:

when you are evaluating prospective husbands, look for men who will willingly go out at 10:30 pm to buy antifungal cream for a diaper rash, leave at 2 am to go drive around a refusing-to-sleep baby, and still have sympathy left to console a distraught wife who phones them at work the next day tearfully convinced that she is not cut out to be a successful mother.

that's the kind of man you want to marry.