the moment i wake up

I have an alarm clock.

Its name is Juliet.

Today it went off at 6:48 a.m. Cries of "I fell out my bed!" rapidly changed to "Milk sippy!" (hence the picture, which is the first I saw of Jules today) and then to an explanation (directed at Neil) of the fact that she had a baby in her tummy (also pictured), and it is a "gull" named "eee hare."

Your guess is as good as mine.